I have made some brilliant discoveries lately, that I will generously share with you.
a) A rubber glove (you know, the cheap yellow cleaning kind) gets pet hair off of everything. You just put on the glove, rub the fur into a pile, and throw it away. Did you know that? It’s magical. Even Jelly Roll’s creepy nap indentions are fur-free, which is a miracle.
b) Getting up just fifteen minutes earlier makes the morning approximately six billion times better. Maybe not magical, but better.
c) Do you know what is magical, other than the rubber glove trick? This place.
d) And, yeah, I know I’m in a fight with them because they sold out to a BLEACH COMPANY. But I am in love with this stuff.
e) Remember when I told you about these? They also work on cats. I can lightly run it along the cat’s back with little to no pressure, and buckets of cat hair float away. Bonus: the cats thought it was awesome. Not so bonus: they only thought it was awesome until they realized the shedding blade smells like Cab.
I saved the day for you again! Obviously.
Love,
black sheeped
